








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1391 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 259 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 237 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 169 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 41 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




146 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9964 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,095 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4936 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2844 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 4703 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2612 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,918,859 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1101 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ismail1212 | 56% | 422 |
| #2 | Evmorfia | 51% | 211 |
| #3 | Insomniac | 50% | 560 |
| #4 | Crashout | 50% | 103 |
| #5 | Captain Vlis | 49% | 179 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Insomniac | 50% | 560 |
| #4 | Crashout | 50% | 103 |
| #5 | Captain Vlis | 49% | 179 |
| #6 | Stel | 46% | 229 |
| #7 | Sjefkeee | 40% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ismail1212 | 79 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | Stel | 57 | 0.0129 |
| #3 | Sjefkeee | 57 | 0.0326 |
| #4 | Crashout | 40 | 0.0194 |
| #5 | Insomniac | 26 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stel | 1910 | 0.43 | 38 min |
| #2 | Insomniac | 1087 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #3 | ismail1212 | 889 | 0.11 | 21 min |
| #4 | Crashout | 443 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #5 | Evmorfia | 197 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ismail1212 | +3.46 | 67 | 66 |
| #2 | Stel | +1.87 | 57 | 61 |
| #3 | Sxkunax | +1.65 | 70 | 32 |
| #4 | Crashout | +1.16 | 34 | 55 |
| #5 | Sjefkeee | -2.00 | 29 | 31 |





