








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2254 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 573 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 262 matches | ||
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




321 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8423 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,610 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11665 | 52% |
| Smokes | 3617 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 3184 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 4144 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $970,559 of utility $51 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1678 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sxkunax | 50% | 103 |
| #2 | Evmorfia | 48% | 396 |
| #3 | Stel | 46% | 467 |
| #4 | Insomniac | 44% | 71 |
| #5 | Sjefkeee | 41% | 162 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sxkunax | 50% | 103 |
| #2 | Evmorfia | 48% | 396 |
| #3 | Stel | 46% | 467 |
| #4 | Insomniac | 44% | 71 |
| #5 | Sjefkeee | 41% | 162 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stel | 131 | 0.0142 |
| #2 | Sjefkeee | 89 | 0.0285 |
| #3 | Evmorfia | 45 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | Sxkunax | 13 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | Insomniac | 3 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stel | 3622 | 0.39 | 83 min |
| #2 | Evmorfia | 608 | 0.08 | 16 min |
| #3 | Sjefkeee | 174 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | Sxkunax | 146 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Insomniac | 131 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stel | +1.57 | 59 | 62 |
| #2 | Crashout | +0.99 | 36 | 57 |
| #3 | Sxkunax | +0.76 | 58 | 23 |
| #4 | Insomniac | -1.61 | 22 | 39 |
| #5 | Sjefkeee | -1.92 | 33 | 31 |





