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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3815 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,588 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1895 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1331 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 3406 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 1956 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $570,588 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 569 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Owen | 33 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | James | 17 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | RedMan | 16 | 0.0151 |
| #4 | Makka Pakka | 15 | 0.0194 |
| #5 | RULE BY ADO | 14 | 0.0320 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | James | 371 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #2 | Owen | 184 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #3 | RedMan | 154 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | Trev | 89 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | RULE BY ADO | 75 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | James | +4.16 | 76 | 52 |
| #2 | Chinese Biggie | +1.54 | 57 | 48 |
| #3 | Owen | +1.44 | 53 | 24 |
| #4 | RedMan | +0.06 | 56 | 44 |
| #5 | Trev | +0.03 | 67 | 47 |





