








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 265 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 372 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2636 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,220 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3175 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4102 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2942 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4001 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,077,763 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Player45136 | 50% | 98 |
| #2 | Xardas PL | 50% | 307 |
| #3 | PiraT | 50% | 249 |
| #4 | BajcepsPumpa | 49% | 376 |
| #5 | Bolec | 49% | 342 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Xardas PL | 50% | 307 |
| #3 | PiraT | 50% | 249 |
| #4 | BajcepsPumpa | 49% | 376 |
| #5 | Bolec | 49% | 342 |
| #6 | Robson | 39% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bolec | 16 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | PiraT | 12 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | BajcepsPumpa | 11 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Xardas PL | 3 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | Player45136 | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bolec | 985 | 0.14 | 33 min |
| #2 | PiraT | 660 | 0.13 | 19 min |
| #3 | Xardas PL | 411 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #4 | BajcepsPumpa | 299 | 0.04 | 7 min |
| #5 | Robson | 219 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PiraT | +2.25 | 79 | 67 |
| #2 | BajcepsPumpa | +1.61 | 67 | 56 |
| #3 | Bolec | +0.43 | 41 | 78 |
| #4 | Player45136 | +0.24 | 63 | 56 |
| #5 | Robson | -2.29 | 21 | 57 |





