








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 37 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 124 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1399 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,993 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 742 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1043 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1110 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1098 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $355,261 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xardas PL | 60% | 117 |
| #2 | ifryt | 50% | 98 |
| #3 | BajcepsPumpa | 49% | 74 |
| #4 | Bolec | 46% | 63 |
| #5 | Robson | 42% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ifryt | 50% | 98 |
| #3 | BajcepsPumpa | 49% | 74 |
| #4 | Bolec | 46% | 63 |
| #5 | Robson | 42% | 31 |
| #6 | PiraT | 32% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BajcepsPumpa | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Bolec | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | ifryt | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Xardas PL | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | Robson | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ifryt | 194 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #2 | Xardas PL | 184 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | Bolec | 180 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | Robson | 81 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | PiraT | 76 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BajcepsPumpa | +2.12 | 69 | 52 |
| #2 | PiraT | +1.69 | 74 | 67 |
| #3 | Player45136 | +1.27 | 67 | 53 |
| #4 | Bolec | -0.59 | 51 | 77 |
| #5 | Robson | -2.23 | 19 | 55 |





