








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 465 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 271 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2562 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,629 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2148 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2855 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2765 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2861 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,152,075 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 373 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m0nkeSY | 55% | 49 |
| #2 | . | 52% | 165 |
| #3 | ULIvain | 52% | 31 |
| #4 | Humps | 51% | 246 |
| #5 | Rikun Kissa Jari | 51% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | TöNtZä | 50% | 16 |
| #9 | PLetsu | 50% | 125 |
| #10 | Finrape | 49% | 116 |
| #11 | s0loer | 47% | 57 |
| #12 | OskuFi | 36% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Humps | 1274 | 0.24 | 43 min |
| #2 | Rikun Kissa Jari | 483 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #3 | Finrape | 417 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #4 | . | 344 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #5 | mrb0ss | 168 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s0loer | +1.10 | 79 | 56 |
| #2 | PLetsu | +1.04 | 73 | 55 |
| #3 | mrb0ss | +0.78 | 55 | 69 |
| #4 | . | +0.51 | 70 | 68 |
| #5 | TöNtZä | +0.46 | 69 | 61 |





