








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 247 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 109 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1690 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,200 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1432 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1413 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1517 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 838 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $785,960 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 209 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | KelanFagiiri | 36% | 25 |
| #12 | Kersa | 35% | 23 |
| #13 | vedivaan | 33% | 21 |
| #14 | xARGON | 29% | 35 |
| #15 | tenho | 28% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | venyniilo | 7 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | ❤Costi❤ | 5 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | tilpis | 3 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | KelanFagiiri | 3 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | antiinsane | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | venyniilo | 304 | 0.25 | 9 min |
| #2 | ❤Costi❤ | 136 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #3 | tilpis | 121 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #4 | SamuBroidi | 112 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | tenho | 93 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | venyniilo | +5.37 | 80 | 72 |
| #2 | pantsiCSGO | +3.40 | 87 | 58 |
| #3 | Plasen:( | +1.36 | 68 | 55 |
| #4 | Nuorikomea | +0.93 | 79 | 43 |
| #5 | SamuBroidi | +0.71 | 64 | 62 |





