








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 329 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3418 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,357 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4279 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3532 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 5248 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4298 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $704,899 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 353 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | likedom | 68% | 31 |
| #2 | Shadow | 61% | 61 |
| #3 | ✪LamBaDa | 52% | 201 |
| #4 | ropzius | 43% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | likedom | 68% | 31 |
| #2 | Shadow | 61% | 61 |
| #3 | ✪LamBaDa | 52% | 201 |
| #4 | ropzius | 43% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shadow | 9 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | ropzius | 5 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | ✪LamBaDa | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | likedom | 4 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪LamBaDa | 657 | 0.17 | 17 min |
| #2 | ropzius | 187 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #3 | Shadow | 131 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | likedom | 71 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | likedom | +2.47 | 87 | 64 |
| #2 | ✪LamBaDa | +2.35 | 80 | 77 |
| #3 | Shadow | +2.29 | 85 | 65 |
| #4 | ropzius | +0.34 | 73 | 63 |
| #5 | Amnesia | -1.72 | 33 | 54 |





