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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 157 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1006 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,717 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 104 | 6% |
| Smokes | 264 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 662 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 687 | 40% |
Our logs show you have wasted $534,044 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h0gus | 53% | 70 |
| #2 | triska | 48% | 84 |
| #3 | Jo1nt | 47% | 32 |
| #4 | korbelono | 43% | 21 |
| #5 | bomba_pecka_cz | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | triska | 48% | 84 |
| #3 | Jo1nt | 47% | 32 |
| #4 | korbelono | 43% | 21 |
| #5 | bomba_pecka_cz | 38% | 13 |
| #6 | šimi | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | triska | 46 | 0.0276 |
| #2 | h0gus | 18 | 0.0129 |
| #3 | Jo1nt | 9 | 0.0143 |
| #4 | bomba_pecka_cz | 6 | 0.0234 |
| #5 | šimi | 3 | 0.0112 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | triska | 267 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #2 | Jo1nt | 97 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | h0gus | 51 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | bomba_pecka_cz | 35 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | korbelono | 15 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | šimi | +8.60 | 86 | 29 |
| #2 | triska | +7.57 | 66 | 53 |
| #3 | h0gus | +2.00 | 38 | 22 |
| #4 | doctor | -1.99 | 14 | 25 |
| #5 | Jo1nt | -2.88 | 10 | 48 |





