








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 670 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 104 matches | ||
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




85 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3091 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,404 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 561 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1018 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 962 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 863 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,446,879 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 803 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | korbelono | 63% | 24 |
| #2 | triska | 57% | 268 |
| #3 | Jo1nt | 54% | 63 |
| #4 | doctor | 53% | 70 |
| #5 | bomba_pecka_cz | 51% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | triska | 57% | 268 |
| #3 | Jo1nt | 54% | 63 |
| #4 | doctor | 53% | 70 |
| #5 | bomba_pecka_cz | 51% | 45 |
| #6 | Provokatr_ | 48% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | triska | 123 | 0.0256 |
| #2 | bomba_pecka_cz | 21 | 0.0240 |
| #3 | doctor | 17 | 0.0127 |
| #4 | Jo1nt | 16 | 0.0128 |
| #5 | Provokatr_ | 4 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | triska | 665 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #2 | Jo1nt | 188 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | bomba_pecka_cz | 109 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | Provokatr_ | 53 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | doctor | 28 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | triska | +5.90 | 65 | 45 |
| #2 | h0gus | +1.43 | 39 | 23 |
| #3 | Jo1nt | -2.59 | 10 | 46 |
| #4 | doctor | -3.88 | 9 | 22 |
| #5 | korbelono | -4.50 | 17 | 14 |





