








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 869 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 473 matches | ||
| Wingman | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




110 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7875 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,359 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2080 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1485 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1936 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2858 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,131,639 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 351 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ⓗⓐⓟⓟⓨⓚⓤⓝⓓⓐ | 58% | 53 |
| #2 | Žíďa | 51% | 146 |
| #3 | Pambo69 CS2 is shit | 49% | 138 |
| #4 | BR0KEN01 | 43% | 46 |
| #5 | Chill guy | 42% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ⓗⓐⓟⓟⓨⓚⓤⓝⓓⓐ | 58% | 53 |
| #2 | Žíďa | 51% | 146 |
| #3 | Pambo69 CS2 is shit | 49% | 138 |
| #4 | BR0KEN01 | 43% | 46 |
| #5 | Chill guy | 42% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pambo69 CS2 is shit | 39 | 0.0142 |
| #2 | Chill guy | 16 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | Žíďa | 14 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | BR0KEN01 | 6 | 0.0067 |
| #5 | Ⓗⓐⓟⓟⓨⓚⓤⓝⓓⓐ | 4 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ⓗⓐⓟⓟⓨⓚⓤⓝⓓⓐ | 290 | 0.25 | 7 min |
| #2 | Pambo69 CS2 is shit | 240 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | Chill guy | 208 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | Žíďa | 169 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | BR0KEN01 | 40 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | šimi | +2.32 | 75 | 37 |
| #2 | Ⓗⓐⓟⓟⓨⓚⓤⓝⓓⓐ | +1.15 | 77 | 71 |
| #3 | Pambo69 CS2 is shit | +0.63 | 54 | 51 |
| #4 | Žíďa | -0.46 | 68 | 43 |
| #5 | Chill guy | -0.62 | 79 | 51 |





