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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
829 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,353 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1687 | 39% |
| Smokes | 960 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 817 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 889 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $646,337 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | šimi | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | korbelono | 56% | 9 |
| #3 | h0gus | 54% | 63 |
| #4 | triska | 53% | 139 |
| #5 | [WTP] | РакошCS | 50% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | h0gus | 54% | 63 |
| #4 | triska | 53% | 139 |
| #5 | [WTP] | РакошCS | 50% | 16 |
| #6 | doctor | 47% | 32 |
| #7 | bomba_pecka_cz | 40% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | triska | 56 | 0.0205 |
| #2 | h0gus | 20 | 0.0162 |
| #3 | bomba_pecka_cz | 14 | 0.0154 |
| #4 | doctor | 9 | 0.0149 |
| #5 | [WTP] | РакошCS | 2 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | triska | 481 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #2 | bomba_pecka_cz | 107 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | [WTP] | РакошCS | 45 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #4 | h0gus | 23 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | korbelono | 4 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | šimi | +9.02 | 79 | 32 |
| #2 | triska | +7.65 | 74 | 58 |
| #3 | h0gus | +1.94 | 48 | 25 |
| #4 | Jo1nt | -2.79 | 12 | 49 |
| #5 | doctor | -2.94 | 13 | 21 |





