








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1559 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 205 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 181 matches | ||
| Wingman | 115 matches | ||
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




223 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5714 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,206 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6062 | 33% |
| Smokes | 6135 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2502 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 3507 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $992,844 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 697 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h0gus | 57% | 268 |
| #2 | bomba_pecka_cz | 53% | 122 |
| #3 | Jo1nt | 53% | 139 |
| #4 | korbelono | 49% | 49 |
| #5 | doctor | 48% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h0gus | 57% | 268 |
| #2 | bomba_pecka_cz | 53% | 122 |
| #3 | Jo1nt | 53% | 139 |
| #4 | korbelono | 49% | 49 |
| #5 | doctor | 48% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h0gus | 78 | 0.0163 |
| #2 | bomba_pecka_cz | 51 | 0.0221 |
| #3 | Jo1nt | 31 | 0.0114 |
| #4 | doctor | 27 | 0.0163 |
| #5 | korbelono | 5 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jo1nt | 425 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #2 | bomba_pecka_cz | 242 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | h0gus | 94 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #4 | korbelono | 52 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | doctor | 26 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | triska | +5.26 | 64 | 50 |
| #2 | h0gus | +0.53 | 35 | 20 |
| #3 | Jo1nt | -2.94 | 11 | 49 |
| #4 | doctor | -3.95 | 9 | 22 |
| #5 | bomba_pecka_cz | -5.05 | 2 | 33 |





