








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1858 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 432 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 106 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5568 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,531 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4569 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4380 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4162 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4420 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,791,385 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1125 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕄annaggiArmando☁ | 66% | 44 |
| #2 | 3dit | 63% | 41 |
| #3 | Rudeness⭕⃤ | 58% | 57 |
| #4 | skyuslv | 55% | 155 |
| #5 | Noxic ⭕⃤ | 53% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Noxic ⭕⃤ | +2.00 | 86 | 72 |
| #2 | 𝕄annaggiArmando☁ | +1.88 | 79 | 68 |
| #3 | M1nebr0 // LFT | +1.61 | 92 | 55 |
| #4 | (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ _Chow ♥ | +1.22 | 79 | 67 |
| #5 | 3dit | +0.54 | 65 | 68 |





