








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2354 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 695 matches | ||
| Wingman | 283 matches | ||
| Faceit | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




90 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13676 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 46,413 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14217 | 31% |
| Smokes | 11725 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 12506 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 7965 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,613,917 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 108 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zupadaq | 55% | 201 |
| #2 | Jupi | 55% | 75 |
| #3 | money criminal | 55% | 132 |
| #4 | Henkk4aw | 52% | 705 |
| #5 | jokke | 52% | 457 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Jupi | 55% | 75 |
| #3 | money criminal | 55% | 132 |
| #4 | Henkk4aw | 52% | 705 |
| #5 | jokke | 52% | 457 |
| #6 | Huttuz | 47% | 333 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Henkk4aw | 212 | 0.0150 |
| #2 | jokke | 64 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | Huttuz | 36 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | zupadaq | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Jupi | 5 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Henkk4aw | 1432 | 0.10 | 36 min |
| #2 | Huttuz | 801 | 0.12 | 18 min |
| #3 | jokke | 672 | 0.07 | 17 min |
| #4 | zupadaq | 259 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #5 | money criminal | 258 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ×JakeJonnw× | +3.13 | 69 | 72 |
| #2 | Jupi | +0.59 | 55 | 66 |
| #3 | Henkk4aw | -0.27 | 64 | 63 |
| #4 | zupadaq | -0.61 | 64 | 52 |
| #5 | jokke | -0.80 | 55 | 56 |





