








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 887 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 276 matches | ||
| Premier | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 111 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5544 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,873 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4411 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4368 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3738 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4356 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,452,821 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 406 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Galexo | 64% | 77 |
| #2 | Myrdin | 58% | 239 |
| #3 | ►Alpha† | 57% | 114 |
| #4 | saim1nn :v | 55% | 286 |
| #5 | SoyTroy | 55% | 484 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SoyTroy | 1995 | 0.20 | 44 min |
| #2 | Myrdin | 686 | 0.14 | 21 min |
| #3 | saim1nn :v | 402 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #4 | ►Alpha† | 333 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #5 | Niklas395 | 288 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SoyTroy | +2.21 | 72 | 72 |
| #2 | ✪ Alect | +1.91 | 85 | 63 |
| #3 | ►Alpha† | +0.69 | 77 | 58 |
| #4 | Niklas395 | -0.11 | 64 | 60 |
| #5 | Rojo | -0.69 | 70 | 61 |





