








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 281 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 246 matches | ||
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3116 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,214 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1959 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2791 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1880 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3584 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,427,851 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 604 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Niklas395 | 56% | 123 |
| #2 | ✪ Alect | 55% | 286 |
| #3 | Galexo | 54% | 83 |
| #4 | shine ツ -iwnl- | 53% | 215 |
| #5 | Myrdin | 53% | 150 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SoyTroy | 20 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | ✪ Alect | 11 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | shine ツ -iwnl- | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Myrdin | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Niklas395 | 3 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SoyTroy | 1393 | 0.20 | 32 min |
| #2 | ✪ Alect | 644 | 0.11 | 20 min |
| #3 | Myrdin | 465 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #4 | ►Alpha† | 239 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #5 | Niklas395 | 225 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Alect | +2.24 | 85 | 64 |
| #2 | SoyTroy | +1.85 | 71 | 73 |
| #3 | ►Alpha† | +1.32 | 79 | 62 |
| #4 | Niklas395 | +0.50 | 66 | 61 |
| #5 | saim1nn :v | -0.71 | 78 | 55 |





