








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1363 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 301 matches | ||
| Premier | 141 matches | ||
| Wingman | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 28 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9202 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,825 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6708 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5609 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 6875 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 6633 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,809,147 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2357 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YellowHat | 77% | 52 |
| #2 | CoJoMo | 69% | 246 |
| #3 | Arum | 59% | 39 |
| #4 | MLG Milkman ✪ | 54% | 91 |
| #5 | 40AiR | 54% | 125 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Arum | 59% | 39 |
| #4 | MLG Milkman ✪ | 54% | 91 |
| #5 | 40AiR | 54% | 125 |
| #6 | GaryThaGoat^ | 53% | 49 |
| #7 | Large Man on The Educational Ins | 44% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CoJoMo | 12 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | 40AiR | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | MLG Milkman ✪ | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Arum | 5 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | Large Man on The Educational Ins | 3 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CoJoMo | 1252 | 0.25 | 41 min |
| #2 | 40AiR | 348 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #3 | GaryThaGoat^ | 140 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | Arum | 107 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | MLG Milkman ✪ | 81 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CoJoMo | +5.79 | 73 | 68 |
| #2 | MLG Milkman ✪ | +2.47 | 80 | 51 |
| #3 | ioio | +2.43 | 78 | 60 |
| #4 | YellowHat | +2.08 | 72 | 37 |
| #5 | Large Man on The Educational Ins | -0.38 | 60 | 43 |





