








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 200 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3037 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,965 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1783 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2025 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1592 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1565 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,082,181 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 182 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zaidS | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | sKuLL.HsN* | 62% | 34 |
| #3 | Kr0fty | 53% | 36 |
| #4 | GOAT | 51% | 133 |
| #5 | Alba D. Tross | 51% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GOAT | 21 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | Alba D. Tross | 20 | 0.0116 |
| #3 | Pr@y | 17 | 0.0134 |
| #4 | Horny_naqvi | 14 | 0.0130 |
| #5 | sKuLL.HsN* | 11 | 0.0155 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GOAT | 411 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #2 | Alba D. Tross | 370 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #3 | Horny_naqvi | 342 | 0.32 | 10 min |
| #4 | aeNti | 161 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | Pr@y | 133 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sKuLL.HsN* | +4.65 | 85 | 57 |
| #2 | Alba D. Tross | +3.81 | 90 | 46 |
| #3 | xT9nX.x^v|Ru$ AuRa | +3.70 | 79 | 65 |
| #4 | Kr0fty | +2.62 | 72 | 67 |
| #5 | Pr@y | +1.64 | 82 | 43 |





