








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 155 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 210 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4879 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,721 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3910 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3902 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1947 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 2962 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,061,307 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xT9nX.x^v|Ru$ AuRa | 67% | 27 |
| #2 | KINGK ツ♡♛ | 64% | 28 |
| #3 | Alba D. Tross | 57% | 76 |
| #4 | ok | 54% | 61 |
| #5 | sKuLL.HsN* | 54% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zaidS | 52 | 0.0350 |
| #2 | ✪ChamkadaR | 43 | 0.0162 |
| #3 | Horny_naqvi | 16 | 0.0120 |
| #4 | Alba D. Tross | 15 | 0.0102 |
| #5 | aeNti | 9 | 0.0166 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Horny_naqvi | 388 | 0.29 | 10 min |
| #2 | Kr0fty | 318 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #3 | Alba D. Tross | 297 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #4 | ✪ChamkadaR | 252 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | zaidS | 243 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alba D. Tross | +4.06 | 92 | 52 |
| #2 | sKuLL.HsN* | +3.20 | 85 | 58 |
| #3 | xT9nX.x^v|Ru$ AuRa | +3.13 | 83 | 65 |
| #4 | zaidS | +1.90 | 76 | 47 |
| #5 | Geralt of Rivia | +1.69 | 79 | 65 |





