








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 555 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 157 matches | ||
| Faceit | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 95 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3291 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,611 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3950 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4436 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3393 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2832 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,306,019 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 858 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hypnos | 34 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | Pr@y | 27 | 0.0132 |
| #3 | Horny_naqvi | 24 | 0.0105 |
| #4 | Pr@y | 18 | 0.0143 |
| #5 | zaidS | 16 | 0.0341 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Horny_naqvi | 661 | 0.29 | 19 min |
| #2 | Hypnos | 563 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #3 | ZuEsSs!! | 329 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | Pr@y | 269 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | S3Q3L | 221 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alba D. Tross | +7.12 | 91 | 60 |
| #2 | xT9nX.x^v|Ru$ AuRa | +3.49 | 75 | 54 |
| #3 | -prodigy | +2.08 | 61 | 57 |
| #4 | Pr@y | +1.79 | 83 | 45 |
| #5 | Pr@y | +1.67 | 84 | 48 |





