








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1314 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 236 matches | ||
| Faceit | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7144 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,726 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5277 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5124 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3561 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4764 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,225,912 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 482 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | redf0x | 68% | 28 |
| #2 | sKuLL.HsN* | 59% | 234 |
| #3 | GOAT | 57% | 76 |
| #4 | xT9nX.x^v|Ru$ AuRa | 56% | 54 |
| #5 | .:T3i:. | 53% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ChamkadaR | 32 | 0.0194 |
| #2 | sKuLL.HsN* | 22 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | GOAT | 8 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | Pr@y | 8 | 0.0142 |
| #5 | ZuEsSs!! | 5 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sKuLL.HsN* | 704 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| #2 | GOAT | 200 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | .:T3i:. | 167 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #4 | Horny_naqvi | 165 | 0.34 | 5 min |
| #5 | ✪ChamkadaR | 161 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alba D. Tross | +2.94 | 85 | 54 |
| #2 | redf0x | +2.40 | 92 | 46 |
| #3 | sKuLL.HsN* | +2.34 | 84 | 61 |
| #4 | xT9nX.x^v|Ru$ AuRa | +1.26 | 81 | 60 |
| #5 | GR1EFER | +0.36 | 73 | 55 |





