








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 761 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 185 matches | ||
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Wingman | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5428 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,089 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6321 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6895 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3610 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 5263 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,841,046 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 204 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Respect | 60% | 48 |
| #2 | Pungents | 58% | 96 |
| #3 | remmy7 | 56% | 220 |
| #4 | ♥️DryPeek♥️♛Logic♛ | 56% | 426 |
| #5 | Zaxl | 56% | 144 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | ✪ Power Bottom | 53% | 139 |
| #11 | oniichan1151 | 52% | 48 |
| #12 | dapper :D | 50% | 38 |
| #13 | Spetz | 47% | 83 |
| #14 | Ω | 46% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥️DryPeek♥️♛Logic♛ | 20 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | ✪ Power Bottom | 13 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Ω | 12 | 0.0124 |
| #4 | Zaxl | 9 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | remmy7 | 6 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥️DryPeek♥️♛Logic♛ | 871 | 0.10 | 20 min |
| #2 | Pungents | 843 | 0.40 | 21 min |
| #3 | remmy7 | 695 | 0.15 | 20 min |
| #4 | ✪ Power Bottom | 511 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #5 | Zaxl | 474 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | veygo | +2.51 | 89 | 63 |
| #2 | jRoss | +2.22 | 66 | 63 |
| #3 | ♥️DryPeek♥️♛Logic♛ | +1.89 | 74 | 49 |
| #4 | Respect | +1.46 | 86 | 57 |
| #5 | Pungents | +1.39 | 75 | 68 |





