








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 465 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 109 matches | ||
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




146 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5377 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,588 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7269 | 41% |
| Smokes | 3218 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 3512 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3589 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,396,019 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2463 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pungents | 63% | 43 |
| #2 | jRoss | 59% | 37 |
| #3 | remmy7 | 59% | 119 |
| #4 | ♥️DryPeek♥️♛Logic♛ | 55% | 210 |
| #5 | ✠BigBob3D | 53% | 139 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ✠BigBob3D | 53% | 139 |
| #6 | Günter Strike | 53% | 80 |
| #7 | Zaxl | 52% | 91 |
| #8 | SadCity | 48% | 75 |
| #9 | Bando | 40% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zaxl | 20 | 0.0112 |
| #2 | ♥️DryPeek♥️♛Logic♛ | 16 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | SadCity | 12 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | Bando | 9 | 0.0081 |
| #5 | ✠BigBob3D | 8 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✠BigBob3D | 464 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #2 | ♥️DryPeek♥️♛Logic♛ | 420 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #3 | remmy7 | 340 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #4 | Pungents | 316 | 0.38 | 8 min |
| #5 | Zaxl | 314 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jRoss | +4.50 | 66 | 60 |
| #2 | ♥️DryPeek♥️♛Logic♛ | +4.08 | 81 | 46 |
| #3 | Pungents | +3.44 | 81 | 69 |
| #4 | Zaxl | +1.83 | 76 | 48 |
| #5 | Bando | +1.72 | 82 | 60 |





