








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 856 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 225 matches | ||
| Premier | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6007 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,168 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9192 | 38% |
| Smokes | 5747 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5650 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3579 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,138,725 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 796 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #20 | Ω | 52% | 44 |
| #21 | Zaxl | 51% | 35 |
| #22 | Hooplah | 47% | 36 |
| #23 | dapper :D | 47% | 30 |
| #24 | T-Bo | 39% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ω | 13 | 0.0135 |
| #2 | ✪ Power Bottom | 5 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | dapper :D | 5 | 0.0075 |
| #4 | ✠BigBob3D | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | ♥️DryPeek♥️♛Logic♛ | 4 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✠BigBob3D | 414 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #2 | Ω | 235 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #3 | Spetz | 217 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #4 | ♥️DryPeek♥️♛Logic♛ | 209 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | remmy7 | 181 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | misspled快速 | +3.01 | 92 | 72 |
| #2 | Rimuru | +2.86 | 93 | 47 |
| #3 | Pungents | +1.95 | 79 | 67 |
| #4 | ThuNdeR0205 | +1.93 | 89 | 57 |
| #5 | Yahzoos | +1.81 | 72 | 55 |





