








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 554 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 156 matches | ||
| Premier | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5978 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,234 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6047 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6485 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4734 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5968 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,774,217 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 160 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FuZzY-iwnl | 67% | 64 |
| #2 | Pungents | 61% | 57 |
| #3 | ✪ Power Bottom | 59% | 119 |
| #4 | ♥️DryPeek♥️♛Logic♛ | 58% | 378 |
| #5 | ✠BigBob3D | 56% | 220 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | jRoss | 52% | 56 |
| #10 | Günter Strike | 51% | 47 |
| #11 | Spetz | 49% | 136 |
| #12 | Epii | 47% | 55 |
| #13 | bigdadszn | 43% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥️DryPeek♥️♛Logic♛ | 23 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | ✪ Power Bottom | 15 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | Spetz | 9 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | ✠BigBob3D | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Zaxl | 8 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✠BigBob3D | 976 | 0.22 | 25 min |
| #2 | ♥️DryPeek♥️♛Logic♛ | 853 | 0.11 | 17 min |
| #3 | werd | 816 | 0.29 | 20 min |
| #4 | Zaxl | 500 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #5 | Pungents | 495 | 0.37 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pungents | +2.31 | 81 | 65 |
| #2 | ♥️DryPeek♥️♛Logic♛ | +1.89 | 73 | 47 |
| #3 | jRoss | +1.83 | 64 | 59 |
| #4 | werd | +1.05 | 64 | 69 |
| #5 | FuZzY-iwnl | +1.01 | 80 | 48 |





