








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 560 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2378 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,696 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4146 | 43% |
| Smokes | 2029 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 970 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 2551 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $914,892 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 125 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ω | 61% | 38 |
| #2 | Pungents | 54% | 61 |
| #3 | jRoss | 52% | 65 |
| #4 | ♥️DryPeek♥️♛Logic♛ | 52% | 159 |
| #5 | remmy7 | 49% | 136 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Zaxl | 43% | 30 |
| #10 | Günter Strike | 41% | 29 |
| #11 | dapper :D | 40% | 20 |
| #12 | bigdadszn | 35% | 31 |
| #13 | Epii | 34% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ω | 14 | 0.0177 |
| #2 | ♥️DryPeek♥️♛Logic♛ | 10 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | ✠BigBob3D | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | ✪ Power Bottom | 5 | 0.0078 |
| #5 | dapper :D | 5 | 0.0131 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | remmy7 | 428 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #2 | Pungents | 402 | 0.30 | 10 min |
| #3 | werd | 390 | 0.28 | 10 min |
| #4 | ✠BigBob3D | 357 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #5 | ♥️DryPeek♥️♛Logic♛ | 307 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pungents | +2.00 | 82 | 66 |
| #2 | ♥️DryPeek♥️♛Logic♛ | +1.70 | 74 | 51 |
| #3 | Zaxl | +1.61 | 71 | 31 |
| #4 | jRoss | +1.56 | 65 | 57 |
| #5 | Ω | +1.19 | 83 | 64 |





