








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 177 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 189 matches | ||
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2624 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,537 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2733 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3146 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2276 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3382 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $903,751 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 292 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | lUcAs | 53% | 221 |
| #9 | Pqndaa | 50% | 172 |
| #10 | Thomo131313 I hellcase.com | 43% | 81 |
| #11 | jacob kage | 41% | 27 |
| #12 | sdue | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pqndaa | 11 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | lUcAs | 9 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | 水枪只是一辆贝特消防 | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Kuy_Ray Cs.money.com Gamdom.com | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Thomo131313 I hellcase.com | 6 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lUcAs | 585 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #2 | 水枪只是一辆贝特消防 | 571 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #3 | Pqndaa | 387 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #4 | Thomo131313 I hellcase.com | 186 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | Kuy_Ray Cs.money.com Gamdom.com | 149 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cr1mzzz | +3.90 | 87 | 48 |
| #2 | 水枪只是一辆贝特消防 | +2.57 | 81 | 70 |
| #3 | Kuy_Ray Cs.money.com Gamdom.com | +2.51 | 67 | 44 |
| #4 | AWP_NOTE | +1.48 | 80 | 68 |
| #5 | Patrick | +1.31 | 67 | 48 |





