








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1317 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 547 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6810 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,089 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2074 | 14% |
| Smokes | 4593 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4054 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4368 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,771,716 of utility $210 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 322 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AWP_NOTE | 59% | 211 |
| #2 | Flexy | 57% | 72 |
| #3 | BennjayS | 54% | 124 |
| #4 | 水枪只是一辆贝特消防 | 51% | 521 |
| #5 | lUcAs | 49% | 354 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | lUcAs | 49% | 354 |
| #6 | jacob kage | 49% | 72 |
| #7 | Thomo131313 I hellcase.com | 46% | 125 |
| #8 | Pqndaa | 43% | 168 |
| #9 | Niklas. | 38% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thomo131313 I hellcase.com | 9 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | jacob kage | 7 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | lUcAs | 6 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | 水枪只是一辆贝特消防 | 3 | 0.0003 |
| #5 | AWP_NOTE | 3 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 水枪只是一辆贝特消防 | 1293 | 0.11 | 39 min |
| #2 | lUcAs | 896 | 0.11 | 22 min |
| #3 | AWP_NOTE | 750 | 0.17 | 17 min |
| #4 | Pqndaa | 365 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #5 | BennjayS | 361 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kuy_Ray Cs.money.com Gamdom.com | +1.76 | 69 | 46 |
| #2 | Flexy | +1.35 | 84 | 68 |
| #3 | 水枪只是一辆贝特消防 | +1.00 | 77 | 70 |
| #4 | AWP_NOTE | +0.58 | 78 | 67 |
| #5 | jacob kage | -0.52 | 76 | 54 |





