








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 402 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 462 matches | ||
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5149 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,402 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5193 | 23% |
| Smokes | 5164 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5394 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 6651 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,672,787 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1013 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AWP_NOTE | 55% | 162 |
| #2 | BennjayS | 53% | 221 |
| #3 | Flexy | 51% | 55 |
| #4 | 水枪只是一辆贝特消防 | 50% | 481 |
| #5 | Kuy_Ray Cs.money.com Gamdom.com | 49% | 354 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Patrick | 49% | 55 |
| #7 | Pqndaa | 49% | 270 |
| #8 | Niklas. | 45% | 123 |
| #9 | jacob kage | 44% | 78 |
| #10 | Thomo131313 I hellcase.com | 41% | 167 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thomo131313 I hellcase.com | 12 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | 水枪只是一辆贝特消防 | 11 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Kuy_Ray Cs.money.com Gamdom.com | 7 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | BennjayS | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Niklas. | 7 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 水枪只是一辆贝特消防 | 1306 | 0.12 | 39 min |
| #2 | BennjayS | 641 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #3 | AWP_NOTE | 578 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #4 | Pqndaa | 568 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #5 | Kuy_Ray Cs.money.com Gamdom.com | 399 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kuy_Ray Cs.money.com Gamdom.com | +1.80 | 69 | 46 |
| #2 | Flexy | +1.76 | 81 | 66 |
| #3 | 水枪只是一辆贝特消防 | +1.68 | 79 | 70 |
| #4 | AWP_NOTE | +0.92 | 79 | 69 |
| #5 | Pqndaa | -0.26 | 64 | 51 |





