








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1374 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 684 matches | ||
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7875 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,410 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5107 | 20% |
| Smokes | 6762 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5365 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 8176 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,994,392 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1198 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AWP_NOTE | 56% | 226 |
| #2 | BennjayS | 54% | 195 |
| #3 | Flexy | 54% | 108 |
| #4 | IVERSEN | 51% | 39 |
| #5 | Kuy_Ray Cs.money.com Gamdom.com | 51% | 521 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | lUcAs | 50% | 481 |
| #8 | Pqndaa | 47% | 232 |
| #9 | Thomo131313 I hellcase.com | 45% | 181 |
| #10 | jacob kage | 44% | 88 |
| #11 | Niklas. | 43% | 136 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lUcAs | 10 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | Thomo131313 I hellcase.com | 9 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | BennjayS | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Niklas. | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | jacob kage | 6 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lUcAs | 1220 | 0.11 | 31 min |
| #2 | AWP_NOTE | 786 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #3 | Kuy_Ray Cs.money.com Gamdom.com | 526 | 0.05 | 10 min |
| #4 | BennjayS | 520 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #5 | Pqndaa | 470 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kuy_Ray Cs.money.com Gamdom.com | +1.54 | 68 | 47 |
| #2 | IVERSEN | +1.24 | 77 | 62 |
| #3 | 水枪只是一辆贝特消防 | +1.13 | 78 | 68 |
| #4 | Flexy | +1.01 | 83 | 66 |
| #5 | AWP_NOTE | +0.72 | 78 | 68 |





