








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 68 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 139 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1223 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,686 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 841 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1225 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1172 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1448 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $575,810 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 173 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BennjayS | 63% | 43 |
| #2 | Patrick | 53% | 17 |
| #3 | Thomo131313 I hellcase.com | 45% | 40 |
| #4 | lUcAs | 45% | 123 |
| #5 | Pqndaa | 44% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | lUcAs | 45% | 123 |
| #5 | Pqndaa | 44% | 71 |
| #6 | 水枪只是一辆贝特消防 | 43% | 136 |
| #7 | AWP_NOTE | 42% | 45 |
| #8 | Kuy_Ray Cs.money.com Gamdom.com | 38% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 水枪只是一辆贝特消防 | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | lUcAs | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | BennjayS | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Kuy_Ray Cs.money.com Gamdom.com | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | Thomo131313 I hellcase.com | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 水枪只是一辆贝特消防 | 383 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #2 | lUcAs | 371 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | AWP_NOTE | 176 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #4 | BennjayS | 125 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | Pqndaa | 116 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kuy_Ray Cs.money.com Gamdom.com | +2.23 | 74 | 53 |
| #2 | 水枪只是一辆贝特消防 | +1.87 | 79 | 69 |
| #3 | Pqndaa | +0.31 | 68 | 51 |
| #4 | Patrick | +0.29 | 64 | 57 |
| #5 | AWP_NOTE | -0.31 | 66 | 72 |





