








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1026 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 95 matches | ||
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4613 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,567 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2691 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2183 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2117 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2576 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,101,070 of utility $233 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 250 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Ohio | 50% | 202 |
| #5 | Rekzzi | 49% | 99 |
| #6 | MiMiK | 48% | 33 |
| #7 | siɱБa | 47% | 169 |
| #8 | MrSausage9 | 46% | 165 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Illegal Mustard Dealer | 1249 | 0.27 | 41 min |
| #2 | siɱБa | 928 | 0.25 | 26 min |
| #3 | Ohio | 637 | 0.15 | 16 min |
| #4 | MrSausage9 | 503 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #5 | Rekzzi | 403 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rekzzi | +3.20 | 63 | 54 |
| #2 | Ohio | +2.81 | 84 | 62 |
| #3 | MrSausage9 | +1.21 | 67 | 68 |
| #4 | MMang00 | -0.33 | 56 | 46 |
| #5 | siɱБa | -0.55 | 79 | 59 |





