








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 595 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 633 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5926 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,934 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6625 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5502 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6022 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4785 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,365,452 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 102 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mazrik | 53% | 143 |
| #2 | stop | 53% | 64 |
| #3 | Virezki | 51% | 124 |
| #4 | jano | 47% | 131 |
| #5 | g0ldyy | 47% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Virezki | 51% | 124 |
| #4 | jano | 47% | 131 |
| #5 | g0ldyy | 47% | 110 |
| #6 | Kali | 46% | 140 |
| #7 | Snopinen | 43% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | g0ldyy | 11 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Kali | 8 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | jano | 8 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Virezki | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Mazrik | 3 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | g0ldyy | 710 | 0.30 | 22 min |
| #2 | Kali | 432 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #3 | Virezki | 403 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #4 | Mazrik | 229 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #5 | stop | 213 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | g0ldyy | +1.99 | 81 | 75 |
| #2 | E-urheilu☂Aqua | +0.43 | 71 | 67 |
| #3 | jano | +0.21 | 72 | 50 |
| #4 | Mazrik | -0.41 | 53 | 69 |
| #5 | Virezki | -1.00 | 64 | 73 |





