








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 975 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 365 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5720 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,738 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8576 | 36% |
| Smokes | 6442 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4073 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 4647 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,018,769 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 86 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hrh | 66% | 35 |
| #2 | Brulle | 62% | 26 |
| #3 | HalE | 60% | 50 |
| #4 | Narska | 57% | 56 |
| #5 | Bluric | 56% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | E-urheilu☂Aqua | 47% | 110 |
| #8 | Snopinen | 44% | 157 |
| #9 | iumi | 42% | 153 |
| #10 | Kali | 42% | 154 |
| #11 | BOSS | 38% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kali | 8 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Bluric | 8 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | Snopinen | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | iumi | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | E-urheilu☂Aqua | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kali | 369 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #2 | Snopinen | 308 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #3 | Bluric | 258 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #4 | E-urheilu☂Aqua | 242 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #5 | hrh | 210 | 0.28 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brulle | +3.12 | 78 | 65 |
| #2 | Bluric | +2.15 | 72 | 61 |
| #3 | g0ldyy | +1.89 | 82 | 77 |
| #4 | HalE | +1.63 | 82 | 54 |
| #5 | hrh | +0.55 | 62 | 79 |





