








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2373 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 608 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 206 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 196 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 96 matches | ||
| Faceit | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 54 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




208 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
19548 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,617 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5398 | 18% |
| Smokes | 8470 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 8034 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 7715 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $7,913,602 of utility $215 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4882 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruki | 61% | 109 |
| #2 | Defo_- cs.money | 54% | 183 |
| #3 | Milo | 50% | 265 |
| #4 | noxy cracked by iql <3 | 46% | 174 |
| #5 | meow thing | 46% | 251 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Milo | 50% | 265 |
| #4 | noxy cracked by iql <3 | 46% | 174 |
| #5 | meow thing | 46% | 251 |
| #6 | whisper | 42% | 151 |
| #7 | Jackson | 41% | 196 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Milo | 32 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | Defo_- cs.money | 26 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | Jackson | 23 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | meow thing | 13 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | ruki | 9 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Milo | 590 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #2 | meow thing | 409 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #3 | ruki | 403 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #4 | Defo_- cs.money | 367 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #5 | Jackson | 151 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Defo_- cs.money | +2.97 | 83 | 43 |
| #2 | Milo | +2.37 | 87 | 60 |
| #3 | ruki | +2.28 | 80 | 65 |
| #4 | koz | +1.30 | 70 | 41 |
| #5 | noxy cracked by iql <3 | -0.79 | 73 | 31 |





