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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 113 matches | ||
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 68 matches | ||
| Wingman | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6491 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,130 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1406 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1519 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1244 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 961 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,798,867 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 791 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | whynter | 57% | 42 |
| #2 | Ryś | 54% | 111 |
| #3 | Milo | 52% | 69 |
| #4 | ⛧ Kat | 50% | 68 |
| #5 | Relix | 48% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | koz | 34 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | ⛧ Kat | 13 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | everyones favorite dog | 11 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | Ryś | 10 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | Relix | 10 | 0.0073 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | everyones favorite dog | 277 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | Cs2 Dong | 261 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #3 | Ryś | 246 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | koz | 145 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | Milo | 145 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Milo | +5.42 | 94 | 60 |
| #2 | ⛧ Kat | +3.35 | 75 | 43 |
| #3 | whynter | +3.28 | 78 | 18 |
| #4 | koz | +2.96 | 71 | 36 |
| #5 | Ryś | +2.87 | 79 | 52 |





