








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 169 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Wingman | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4619 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,739 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1031 | 9% |
| Smokes | 2234 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 4812 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 3662 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,795,323 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 784 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rxsk | 54% | 169 |
| #2 | Defo_- cs.money | 53% | 32 |
| #3 | koz | 42% | 151 |
| #4 | Milo | 38% | 29 |
| #5 | oslum | 33% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rxsk | 54% | 169 |
| #2 | Defo_- cs.money | 53% | 32 |
| #3 | koz | 42% | 151 |
| #4 | Milo | 38% | 29 |
| #5 | oslum | 33% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | koz | 22 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | rxsk | 9 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Milo | 6 | 0.0104 |
| #4 | Defo_- cs.money | 5 | 0.0079 |
| #5 | oslum | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rxsk | 176 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #2 | koz | 106 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #3 | Defo_- cs.money | 76 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | Milo | 63 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | oslum | 7 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Defo_- cs.money | +5.49 | 85 | 43 |
| #2 | Milo | +2.59 | 88 | 52 |
| #3 | oslum | +2.25 | 61 | 21 |
| #4 | rxsk | +2.17 | 53 | 34 |
| #5 | koz | +1.54 | 74 | 39 |





