








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1610 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 371 matches | ||
| Premier | 261 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 44 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13246 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,184 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8177 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5526 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 7808 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 6673 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,263,513 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2333 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | intellectual dog | 55% | 486 |
| #2 | snow leopard | 54% | 287 |
| #3 | Milo | 48% | 192 |
| #4 | koz | 46% | 251 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | intellectual dog | 55% | 486 |
| #2 | snow leopard | 54% | 287 |
| #3 | Milo | 48% | 192 |
| #4 | koz | 46% | 251 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snow leopard | 33 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | intellectual dog | 25 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | koz | 23 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Milo | 12 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snow leopard | 1245 | 0.22 | 26 min |
| #2 | intellectual dog | 1039 | 0.11 | 25 min |
| #3 | Milo | 418 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #4 | koz | 219 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | intellectual dog | +2.92 | 79 | 58 |
| #2 | Milo | +2.39 | 86 | 60 |
| #3 | snow leopard | +2.02 | 76 | 58 |
| #4 | koz | +0.81 | 69 | 42 |
| #5 | meow thing | +0.09 | 79 | 53 |





