








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 332 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 187 matches | ||
| Wingman | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2894 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,916 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3108 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2449 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1962 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2397 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $516,934 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 262 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IronTony | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | Enno | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | sKeLeTr0n | 55% | 20 |
| #4 | Brett.io | 52% | 23 |
| #5 | Jobbo_Y | 50% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Sir Gilbert | 44% | 18 |
| #8 | Haaky | 40% | 35 |
| #9 | hy | 39% | 23 |
| #10 | dat_örnie | 39% | 23 |
| #11 | 5ch0lli | 32% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IronTony | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Yuno | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | 5ch0lli | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | sKeLeTr0n | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Haaky | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sKeLeTr0n | 249 | 0.26 | 6 min |
| #2 | Brett.io | 233 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #3 | 5ch0lli | 207 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | IronTony | 197 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #5 | hy | 168 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Enno | +1.82 | 80 | 56 |
| #2 | Sir Gilbert | +1.60 | 86 | 60 |
| #3 | Jobbo_Y | +0.95 | 66 | 73 |
| #4 | Yuno | +0.90 | 64 | 59 |
| #5 | Brett.io | +0.77 | 66 | 71 |





