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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1204 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 439 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 84 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8985 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,720 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11099 | 30% |
| Smokes | 6451 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 11135 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 8035 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,758,499 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1803 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roberto | 96% | 51 |
| #2 | DEFINE | 81% | 68 |
| #3 | Bomp | 70% | 133 |
| #4 | wezas | 65% | 155 |
| #5 | Heinz | 65% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | halalcat | 61% | 122 |
| #9 | scuz | 57% | 130 |
| #10 | patu | 56% | 63 |
| #11 | quoirky | 49% | 55 |
| #12 | Ricixixixix | 47% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | noii | 16 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Bomp | 16 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | scuz | 15 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | halalcat | 15 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | wezas | 9 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | noii | 470 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #2 | halalcat | 388 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #3 | scuz | 300 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #4 | Ricixixixix | 226 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #5 | patu | 222 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roberto | +5.16 | 90 | 66 |
| #2 | wezas | +4.24 | 84 | 50 |
| #3 | DEFINE | +2.75 | 79 | 65 |
| #4 | noii | +1.88 | 75 | 63 |
| #5 | patu | +1.62 | 82 | 71 |





