








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 238 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 193 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3709 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,688 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2459 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3622 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2072 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3535 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $847,191 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 123 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | speed | 67% | 21 |
| #2 | Dayne | 45% | 74 |
| #3 | Bun | 44% | 27 |
| #4 | 1ce | 42% | 165 |
| #5 | Wojo | 39% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Dayne | 45% | 74 |
| #3 | Bun | 44% | 27 |
| #4 | 1ce | 42% | 165 |
| #5 | Wojo | 39% | 33 |
| #6 | ToxicBullet | 38% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1ce | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | ToxicBullet | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Bun | 3 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | Dayne | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Wojo | 2 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1ce | 569 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #2 | ToxicBullet | 310 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #3 | Dayne | 285 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #4 | Wojo | 104 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | speed | 54 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | speed | +5.49 | 71 | 73 |
| #2 | Dayne | +2.34 | 75 | 66 |
| #3 | Wojo | +1.87 | 79 | 66 |
| #4 | AgentShield | +0.98 | 60 | 54 |
| #5 | 1ce | -0.36 | 34 | 62 |





