








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 338 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Faceit | 82 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2484 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,904 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 748 | 9% |
| Smokes | 1317 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 2683 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 3156 | 40% |
Our logs show you have wasted $451,705 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1416 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ToxicBullet | 47% | 19 |
| #2 | Xie | 47% | 17 |
| #3 | 1ce | 47% | 30 |
| #4 | Dayne | 46% | 28 |
| #5 | AgentShield | 44% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dayne | 112 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #2 | 1ce | 104 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | AgentShield | 85 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | peeboy14 | 78 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | Xie | 71 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dayne | +4.98 | 79 | 67 |
| #2 | Valid | +1.93 | 40 | 56 |
| #3 | Xie | +0.97 | 76 | 66 |
| #4 | ry^_^ | +0.93 | 50 | 58 |
| #5 | AgentShield | +0.76 | 46 | 48 |





