








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 172 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1664 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,549 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2945 | 45% |
| Smokes | 1394 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1466 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 744 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $459,585 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | behanc- | 67% | 57 |
| #2 | tohbee | 62% | 13 |
| #3 | TBall | 58% | 53 |
| #4 | HANSEMINATOR | 55% | 58 |
| #5 | Fn-Riz | 52% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | LeJoop! | 42% | 19 |
| #10 | Litt- | 40% | 70 |
| #11 | F1GO | 36% | 42 |
| #12 | Disco Dolphin | 32% | 19 |
| #13 | kristo | 29% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EyeCandy | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Litt- | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | LoVitZ | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Fn-Riz | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | behanc- | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LoVitZ | 210 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #2 | TBall | 210 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #3 | EyeCandy | 180 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | HANSEMINATOR | 165 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | Litt- | 102 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | behanc- | +2.35 | 59 | 81 |
| #2 | tohbee | +2.17 | 84 | 57 |
| #3 | ZukwiZ | +2.14 | 76 | 66 |
| #4 | TBall | +2.01 | 60 | 71 |
| #5 | Zuupix | +0.38 | 71 | 47 |





