








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 10 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
581 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,269 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 492 | 39% |
| Smokes | 267 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 127 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 383 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $105,862 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sora-ES | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | dimple | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | ajs672_ | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | And1y1 | 45% | 31 |
| #5 | trackpad ontop | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | And1y1 | 45% | 31 |
| #5 | trackpad ontop | 40% | 15 |
| #6 | ᴅᴇᴀʟ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɪᴛ | 0% | 3 |
| #7 | 75aa | 0% | 3 |
| #8 | Guest | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trackpad ontop | 2 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | Sora-ES | 2 | 0.0377 |
| #3 | And1y1 | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | ajs672_ | 1 | 0.0122 |
| #5 | Guest | 1 | 0.0143 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | And1y1 | 67 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #2 | trackpad ontop | 24 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | ᴅᴇᴀʟ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɪᴛ | 19 | 0.29 | 0 min |
| #4 | 75aa | 18 | 0.27 | 0 min |
| #5 | dimple | 14 | 0.26 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᴅᴇᴀʟ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɪᴛ | +4.94 | 34 | 59 |
| #2 | dimple | +3.27 | 81 | 66 |
| #3 | And1y1 | +2.43 | 85 | 58 |
| #4 | 75aa | +2.04 | 72 | 68 |
| #5 | wonderhoy | +0.45 | 68 | 42 |





