








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 102 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2322 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,603 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1632 | 29% |
| Smokes | 943 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 1741 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1287 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $509,597 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 227 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sora-ES | 75% | 24 |
| #2 | dimple | 74% | 23 |
| #3 | soonavi | 74% | 23 |
| #4 | fearknight | 67% | 21 |
| #5 | Eclipse | 61% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dimple | 105 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #2 | fearknight | 101 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #3 | Eclipse | 86 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | soonavi | 86 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #5 | wonderhoy | 84 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sora-ES | +3.69 | 79 | 44 |
| #2 | Eclipse | +2.67 | 82 | 71 |
| #3 | dimple | +2.47 | 74 | 62 |
| #4 | And1y1 | +2.30 | 81 | 61 |
| #5 | fearknight | +0.56 | 66 | 66 |





