








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 445 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 97 matches | ||
| Wingman | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2225 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,382 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1411 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1273 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1243 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1455 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $888,478 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1165 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kasperrr | 45% | 82 |
| #2 | 冰淇淋真的 gamesense | 41% | 17 |
| #3 | wonderhoy | 40% | 15 |
| #4 | Guest | 33% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kasperrr | 45% | 82 |
| #2 | 冰淇淋真的 gamesense | 41% | 17 |
| #3 | wonderhoy | 40% | 15 |
| #4 | Guest | 33% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Guest | 11 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | kasperrr | 7 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | wonderhoy | 1 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Guest | 191 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | kasperrr | 49 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #3 | wonderhoy | 39 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | 冰淇淋真的 gamesense | 21 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wonderhoy | +3.00 | 62 | 38 |
| #2 | kasperrr | +1.86 | 85 | 38 |
| #3 | trackpad ontop | -2.11 | 39 | 51 |
| #4 | 冰淇淋真的 gamesense | -3.00 | 45 | 24 |
| #5 | Guest | -5.36 | 20 | 39 |





