








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 44 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
606 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,859 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 707 | 38% |
| Smokes | 321 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 203 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 628 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $304,027 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 90 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kasperrr | 45% | 55 |
| #2 | 75aa | 38% | 16 |
| #3 | 冰淇淋真的 gamesense | 35% | 17 |
| #4 | trackpad ontop | 33% | 114 |
| #5 | ᴅᴇᴀʟ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɪᴛ | 29% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kasperrr | 45% | 55 |
| #2 | 75aa | 38% | 16 |
| #3 | 冰淇淋真的 gamesense | 35% | 17 |
| #4 | trackpad ontop | 33% | 114 |
| #5 | ᴅᴇᴀʟ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɪᴛ | 29% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trackpad ontop | 14 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | kasperrr | 4 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trackpad ontop | 133 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #2 | 75aa | 95 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| #3 | ᴅᴇᴀʟ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɪᴛ | 63 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | kasperrr | 47 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | 冰淇淋真的 gamesense | 22 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 75aa | +6.12 | 75 | 65 |
| #2 | ᴅᴇᴀʟ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɪᴛ | +2.29 | 38 | 39 |
| #3 | kasperrr | +2.05 | 87 | 36 |
| #4 | 冰淇淋真的 gamesense | -3.30 | 40 | 19 |
| #5 | trackpad ontop | -3.66 | 35 | 44 |





