








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 705 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 184 matches | ||
| Faceit | 138 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Renown | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4248 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,208 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4077 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4495 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2966 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3670 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,662,604 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 503 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | haschi2 | 57% | 51 |
| #5 | Janschik | 54% | 28 |
| #6 | KoriFee | 52% | 166 |
| #7 | Pille2212 | 49% | 120 |
| #8 | Timmeh | 48% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KoriFee | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | Pille2212 | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | haschi2 | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KoriFee | 766 | 0.22 | 22 min |
| #2 | Pille2212 | 349 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #3 | Timmeh | 291 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #4 | rin | 140 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | haschi2 | 92 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | haschi2 | +2.72 | 66 | 65 |
| #2 | rin | +1.53 | 81 | 66 |
| #3 | ✪Ceddyy | +1.11 | 83 | 63 |
| #4 | Pille2212 | +0.91 | 66 | 62 |
| #5 | VraM | +0.87 | 80 | 53 |





