








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2041 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 356 matches | ||
| Faceit | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 53 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Renown | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 129 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13590 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 43,259 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9216 | 21% |
| Smokes | 10188 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 11147 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 12708 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,413,961 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 722 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KoriFee | 36 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Timmeh | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | haschi2 | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | ✪Ceddyy | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | GNTX | 3 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KoriFee | 4504 | 0.22 | 138 min |
| #2 | Timmeh | 835 | 0.19 | 20 min |
| #3 | ✪Ceddyy | 333 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #4 | haschi2 | 296 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #5 | GNTX | 148 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pille2212 | +2.30 | 72 | 57 |
| #2 | haschi2 | +2.22 | 63 | 67 |
| #3 | KoriFee | +1.02 | 74 | 79 |
| #4 | GNTX | +0.46 | 67 | 39 |
| #5 | ✪Ceddyy | +0.32 | 84 | 62 |





